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		<title>Simon Cowell Usurped by New Chart Rigger</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 10:51:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Simon Cowell is said to be disappointed that a new person is now controlling the charts in what could be the only correct use of irony since American teenagers decided to invent a new definition for it.  Unbelievably, the public have bought in to this latest chart fixing with apparently lemming-esque abandon proving that the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Educational Toys&#8217; Found in Joe McElderry&#8217;s Room</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:38:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Removal workers tasked with emptying out the X Factor house have found what ITV spokesmen are calling &#8216;Educational Toys&#8217; in Joe McElderry&#8217;s room.  Joe McElderry, who last night won the X Factor, is said to be mortified but publicly he is distancing himself from allegations that the educational toys found were actually My Little Pony&#8217;s, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jedward Row Over Who Gets Jordan</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[John and Edward Grimes were said to be at each others throats last night over which of them sleeps with Jordan first.  The irritating pair are clear favourites to be Jordan&#8217;s next conquest but are said to be fighting like cage fighters to be first in with the glamour model.  David Attenborough has expressed his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fears Grow Over Jedward Release</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Britain is living in the grip of fear after John and Edward Grimes were released from the X Factor at the weekend.  Jedward are now expected to be seen far more frequently on television shows now that they are no longer confined to quarantine which has led to wide spread panicking among the public. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Olly Murs Vicously Beats Jedward</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:05:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Olly Murs performed on X Factor with a broken finger at the weekend after violently beating the twins in the house the contestants share.  Olly bravely put his injury to one side to perform brilliantly on Saturdays show and is still recovering. The incident at the home flared when the Jedward twins insisted that they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Simon Cowell to be Assassinated</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:38:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Simon Cowell is to be assassinated after pulling his trousers down and defecating on the British public from a significant height.  He did this live on television on Sunday night.  When given the opportunity to banish the unstable anti-talented twins he instead allowed the British public, who have been denied a proper education since 1997, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>X Factor Twins Favourites to be Assasinated</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 09:45:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The most  insufferable tossers in history, the X Factor twins, are leading favourites to be shot in front of millions of viewers.  Louis Walsh, the tit who put them through, is also being lined up as a potential target although it is more likely he will simply be banished to Ireland where he can annoy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Israel: &#8220;This isn&#8217;t Alexandra off of X Factor?!&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 09:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Leonard Cohen was pelted with rocks and told in no uncertain terms to piss off in Israel last night after the crowd seemed shocked that Alexandra Burke, last years X Factor winner, had appeared to turn white, old and male. The crowd were expecting Alexandra, an icon among Israelites and such is the feeling towards [...]]]></description>
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		<title>British Men Confussed About Saturday Night TV</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[British men were last night bracing themselves for another week of head-buggery as they try to figure out whether the wife can watch Strictly Come Dancing or X Factor at the weekend.  The dilemma emerged only when Strictly Come Dancing appointed top totty Alesha Dixon to the judges panel, rivalling Cheryl Cole on ITV&#8217;s X [...]]]></description>
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