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		<title>England Too Good To Care About Wales</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[England are too busy with promiscuity to concern themselves with sporting events involving themselves and Wales it has been revealed.  In the last few days England have been drawn against the Welsh in the qualifying rounds for the 2012 European cup and have beaten the Welsh at what the valley-dwellers consider to be their best [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Royal Navy Worlds Biggest Drug Dealer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 09:49:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having stopped every single drug smuggler in the world it is now being asked &#8216;Why is there still Cocaine on the streets?&#8217;  The Royal Navy&#8217;s latest acquisition of £240 million of Cocaine is said to be its largest single haul and is expected to supply London for an estimated 3 hours on Friday night. Concerned [...]]]></description>
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		<title>British Urged To Start Team building</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:12:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The British, or is that United Kingdomers, have been urged by every religious and socially righteous group ever to stop bickering and start appreciating what each nation brings to the union.  Following a raft of disagreements over small matters such as which God is God, letting prisoners off with scores of murders or the subjugation [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scotland, I Want A Divorce</title>
		<link>http://www.bandofslugs.co.uk/1891/bad-opinion/scotland-i-want-a-divorce.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 10:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Previously it has always been thought that the Scots exist only to dislike the English despite being almost completely dependent upon English tax revenues to subsidise their own economy.  Now it seems they have turned on the US with the release of a nasty man who had been involved in the killing of a lot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>27th Annual Slump in Standards</title>
		<link>http://www.bandofslugs.co.uk/1861/honest-news/27th-annual-slump-in-standards.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.bandofslugs.co.uk/1861/honest-news/27th-annual-slump-in-standards.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:59:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Education]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Wales]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Labour were uniformly patting themselves on the back last night after another successful hoodwinking involving education standards and the rising number of utterly useless children being ejected from their extended kinder gartens, otherwise known as ‘colleges’.  As losing is not allowed under strict labour guidelines, all children are ritually handed out an ‘A Star’ and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WALES Resurgent after Ant Assault</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 09:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WALES last night insisted that it is alive and well after reports linked its demise with Electric Ant Arsonists.  Possibly tens of English people were said to be mildly curious for not more than 20 seconds before forgetting about it and promptly getting on with job of pomposity.  WALES, Welsh Against Laudable  English Superiority, had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Electric Ant Arsonists Set Fire To Wales</title>
		<link>http://www.bandofslugs.co.uk/721/slimy-suckers/electric-ant-arsonists-set-fire-to-wales.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 14:06:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SlugMaster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It has emerged that a colony of fire ants have set fire to Wales, burning it to the ground. The previously undiscovered species of ant are attracted to electric currents in houses, and it is thought they simultaneously started fires in council houses in Swansea, Newport and Bangor. Looking across the border from Ross On [...]]]></description>
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