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		<title>Obama in China Stand-Up Comedy Routine</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chancellor Obama had more than 1 billion people in hysterics last night as he unleashed his stand up comedy routine in China.  In front of the TV cameras he rolled out a series of rib ticklers which included calls for China to give her people Internet freedom and human rights. The Jesus-a-like proved to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>US Considers Plan To Liberate UK</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:13:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having a history of saving the world from itself the US Government has been advised by senior military advisors to bring Democracy to the people of Britain.  Chancellor Obama has been briefed on the plan which would see the United Kingdom as the first part of Federal Europe to be invaded. The US has been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New NASA Rocket Powered by Old Honda Engines</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NASA wheeled out their long awaited new rocket, Ares I-X, yesterday that will eventually launch men people back to the moon and onwards to Mars.  The first outing of the new toy was tainted when an eagle eyed Japanese youth spotted old engines, apparently from used Honda cars. NASA immediatly pulled the Ares I-X rocket [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NASA Solves Problem of Coastal Erosion</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 10:17:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Space-botherers NASA will today solve the international problem of coastal erosion by blowing up the Moon and preventing the worlds tidal motions.  The plan has been in development for many years and this morning, with the destruction of the moon, people living along endangered coastal areas will see huge reductions in their insurance premiums. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>USA Shelves Missiles</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning President Obama held a press conference, where he commented: “we have decided to shelve the missile defence system because CIA reports suggest that the Iranian’s missile launching capability is not as advanced as first thought. Our agents have discovered that the missile sites are made of cardboard and egg boxes, with the missiles themselves being constructed of paper-maché and wire.”]]></description>
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