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		<title>Greece Sold To Germany</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 09:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Debt-ridden Greece has been put up for auction for a few Euros and Germany is expected to purchase the country and re-brand it as a health resort for aging Germans.  Greece has been spending far more money than it earns which, as any school boy will tell you, eventually leads to an attempt to fake [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can Business Finance State Debt?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:38:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No.  It can&#8217;t and it won&#8217;t.  Alistair Darling will today announce a super tax on Bankers bonuses which will likely send every banker, and their £7 Billion annual tax contribution, packing to some nice European city to do their business.  The impact of this on business finance is potentially very bad and yet Labour reacting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SNP Plans for EU Rule</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The SNP today outlined their ambitious plan to split the British union and to declare the EU as the new rulers of Scotland.  In a chapter entitled &#8220;Our Ego Knows No Bounds&#8221; the SNP delivered a damning verdict on the Scottish people who run the historic union from Westminster in London and proposed that a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pierre Lellouche Asks For a Good Kicking</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pierre Lellouche, a French person, has asked the British people to give him a good kicking in response to David Camerons promise to stop the EU from stealing the UK.  Pierre Lellouche, which translates as &#8216;Peter the Shower-Dodger&#8217;, accused the British of being universally autistic, pathetic, sad and castrated before finishing his statement with &#8220;&#8230;and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>US Considers Plan To Liberate UK</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:13:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having a history of saving the world from itself the US Government has been advised by senior military advisors to bring Democracy to the people of Britain.  Chancellor Obama has been briefed on the plan which would see the United Kingdom as the first part of Federal Europe to be invaded. The US has been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Czechs Give UK General Election Go Ahead</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Czechs have given the UK a green light to have a general election after signing away Europe-wide national sovereignty to an unelected supreme power known as the EU and preventing the British from being able to do anything about it.  The Czechs were the last country to sign away their own right to absolute [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Health Insurance, It Beats Waiting!</title>
		<link>http://www.bandofslugs.co.uk/4871/nonsense/health-insurance-to-incl.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:56:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every single man, woman and child in the former democracy of the United Kingdom would be better off sacking the puppet-governments national health insurance off and put some hard-earned, easily stolen money in to Health Insurance form private sources. That was the advice from just about every right-minded, remotely respected source of opinion in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everyone Now Hates Everyone Else</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:39:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone in Britain is now hated by everyone else it was revealed last night.  As more &#8216;workers&#8217; get that right-on feeling most people are considering strike action for no reason other than to annoy everyone else, because they now hate them. Everyone else is expected to hate them even more and it is expected to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NASA Solves Problem of Coastal Erosion</title>
		<link>http://www.bandofslugs.co.uk/4261/honest-news/nasa-solves-problem-of-coastal-erosion.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 10:17:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Space-botherers NASA will today solve the international problem of coastal erosion by blowing up the Moon and preventing the worlds tidal motions.  The plan has been in development for many years and this morning, with the destruction of the moon, people living along endangered coastal areas will see huge reductions in their insurance premiums. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Credit Crunch Influences Baby Names</title>
		<link>http://www.bandofslugs.co.uk/2921/nonsense/credit-crunch-influences-baby-names.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 15:19:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The recession is being blamed for a rise in credit crunch related naming of British offspring.  Popular baby names such as &#8216;Jack&#8217; and &#8216;Louise&#8217; have been pushed down the top 10 with new parents opting for &#8216;Liebfraumilch&#8217;, &#8216;Diamond White&#8217; and the increasingly popular &#8216;Lidl&#8217; for their child&#8217;s monikers. Former trends, such as naming a child [...]]]></description>
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