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Private Health Insurance to Beat NHS Lottery

I think that the NHS would work great in a country whose population is not more than 40 million

Private Health Insurance in the UK is now a better alternative for your health and well-being than the NHS following rumoured plans to make it increasingly difficult to receive adequate treatment for many ailments and serious health issues.  There is mounting evidence that the Government will instruct the NHS to prevent Gastric Band surgery for all but the most severe cases with an limit set at 60 BMI for patients to be considered for the controversial treatment.

Private Health Insurance companies are keen to make the public aware of the alternatives to constantly shifting restrictions in treatment including procedures and drugs.  With NHS spending to be pushed further in to the spotlight, given the present economic climate, it is left for the British public to consider private options for the health needs of themselves and their family.

While many will ask how effective an instant treatment for an arguably self-induced medical problem, such as obesity, should not be funded by the NHS without the patient first considering radical changes in lifestyle it remains an ethical quandary that the gastric bands work and could potentially save the NHS money in the long term.  Experts agree that the so-called ‘fat-band’ could pay for itself within 3 years.  The argument pushes in to smoking and drinking with drugs being ruled out in an attempt to ‘cure’ the patient of their addictions instantly. …more

Health Insurance, It Beats Waiting!

Every single man, woman and child in the former democracy of the United Kingdom would be better off sacking the puppet-governments national health insurance off and put some hard-earned, easily stolen money in to Health Insurance form private sources. …more

Obama Looks to UK for Population Control

Chancellor Obama last night revealed plans for a fairer Health System for all Americans, particularly the ‘can work, won’t work’ demographic.  The proposed ‘Peoples Well Being System’ is based on a concept of fusing the health system the bad guys had in the 1984 movie ‘Red Dawn’ and the British National Health Service (NHS).
The NHS was born of Britain’s lack of population control after doing a thoroughly good job of limiting the prospect of yet another big war.  When confronted with the possibility of peace in Europe the Labour Communist Workers Alliance for the People Party needed a system to kill as many British voters as possible.  The proposal for a state run health service was quickly put in place and has been starving Britons of first world health services ever since, limiting the population there to a manageable 60 million.

With the prospect of the War on Terror, now in its 8^th season, getting a bit boring for the average US voter Chancellor Obama has pledged to mimic the NHS …more

NHS Under Fire From Republicans

The National Health Service has been under attack from some Americans who are holding the system up as evidence that Barrack Obama’s health reforms are a bad move. Britain’s free at the point of delivery system has been used by the President’s opponents to show how a “socialized” system would be bad news for patients, providing a low level of care. …more