Band of Slugs

Can Business Finance State Debt?

Labour, on course to destroy the UK!

No.  It can’t and it won’t.  Alistair Darling will today announce a super tax on Bankers bonuses which will likely send every banker, and their £7 Billion annual tax contribution, packing to some nice European city to do their business.  The impact of this on business finance is potentially very bad and yet Labour reacting to a crisis by waving another tax law at the top of the money tree.  Not content with keeping the poor poor, Labour are seemingly trying to make the rich poor too.

Blame not the bankers for the mess we’re in – remember this government have whizzed nearly a fifth of a Trillion on this recession and we are the only G20 country still in recession.  The government would have us believe that it’s business finance and the plundering of it that will save us.  Wrong, it will dry up credit for smaller businesses that make up the lions share of employment in this country.

What is their problem?  Communists.  Plundering the Bankers wallets will have a negative effect on business finance as SMB’s will struggle to get the credit they need without banks taking a few risks.  This government seems bent on destroying this country and there can be only one explanation – they’re French. …more

Daily Mirror Staff Die of Boring

A Labour Politician. Rich beyond your wildest dreams.

Tragedy on Fleet Street this morning when the staff of the Daily Mirror all died of boring – a rare affliction where a group of people lose the will to live when they become too dull.  The illness may have been compounded by a further affliction that had gripped the office – it has emerged that they all suffered with being too pro-labour.  Early indications suggest they were all so pro-labour they began to run delusional headlines suggesting that the Tories are in it for the money. Well, duh…

While this is almost universally accepted as fact, the Mirror went as far as to suggest that Labour were not in power for the single purpose of getting big, fat and rich beyond their wildest dreams.  A subtext in the paper promoting Labours vision of a fairer society, equality, yada yada yada gushed from their front page in a piece many are comparing to communist propaganda worthy of North Korea.

Books of condolences have been opened up in high streets around the country but they remain empty as people are still reeling from the epic hypocrisy that poured today’s frontpage.  In short, nobody cares.

Health Insurance, It Beats Waiting!

Every single man, woman and child in the former democracy of the United Kingdom would be better off sacking the puppet-governments national health insurance off and put some hard-earned, easily stolen money in to Health Insurance form private sources. …more

Opinion: Gordon Brown is French

Far from being the dour Scots man he has been marketed as it seems Gordon Brown is a coward of French proportions.  Last night word spread of Monsieur Browns willingness to take Britain’s best defence and strongest deterrent and bin it.  France are expected to become the new Britain while Britons get used to being dull, cowardly and pusillanimous – but never arrogant. …more