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	<title>Band of Slugs &#187; Gordon Brown</title>
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		<title>Brown to Chair Reception Furniture Company</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 11:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gordon Brown has already began taking offers for a new job after he resigns from politics following an expected humiliation at the ballot box later this year.  With every poll now predicting a Conservative win in the next General election it is left for the Scottish bruiser to begin listening to job offers.  Top of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Simon Cowell to Take Charge of Live Debates</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:38:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Simon Cowell&#8217;s production company, Syco, is in line to head up the live politcal TV debates that will be aired next year featuring the three major political parties and possibly the vast girls blouse that is the SNP if their legal challenge to feature in the show is successful.  Simon Cowell will likely be on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cameron Gets Quote for Underfloor Heating at No. 10</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[David Cameron has been consulting various tradesmen about his vision for 10 Downing Street ahead of his expected move next year.  After winning the general election Mister Cameron is expected to install a swimming pool, loft insulation and double glazing to the front of the house.  Top of the agenda for the Tory leader is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Simon Cowell to be Assassinated</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:38:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Gordon Brown]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Simon Cowell is to be assassinated after pulling his trousers down and defecating on the British public from a significant height.  He did this live on television on Sunday night.  When given the opportunity to banish the unstable anti-talented twins he instead allowed the British public, who have been denied a proper education since 1997, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Opinion: Gordon Brown is French</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 12:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Far from being the dour Scots man he has been marketed as it seems Gordon Brown is a coward of French proportions.  Last night word spread of Monsieur Browns willingness to take Britain&#8217;s best defence and strongest deterrent and bin it.  France are expected to become the new Britain while Britons get used to being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It Was All England’s Arseholing Fault</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 09:02:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scotland made a swift return to form yesterday and once again blamed England for everything that has ever gone wrong including the Megrahi scandal, arguably the worst decision this century.  After documents were released that said British Prime Minister, an utterly Scottish person, did not want the UK’s worst murderer to die in jail Scotland’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WALES Resurgent after Ant Assault</title>
		<link>http://www.bandofslugs.co.uk/1411/honest-news/wales-resurgent-after-ant-assault.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 09:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[david cameron]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[WALES last night insisted that it is alive and well after reports linked its demise with Electric Ant Arsonists.  Possibly tens of English people were said to be mildly curious for not more than 20 seconds before forgetting about it and promptly getting on with job of pomposity.  WALES, Welsh Against Laudable  English Superiority, had [...]]]></description>
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