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		<title>Southend Incapable of Kicking a Ball</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 12:17:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amazing scenes in Colchester last night as it was revealed that Southend United players cannot even kick a slow moving football.  The incident was greeted with a mixture of shock and awe at the complete inability for defender Adam Barrett to perform the simplest of footballing tasks, connecting a foot with a ball, to prevent [...]]]></description>
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		<title>England Too Good To Care About Wales</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[England are too busy with promiscuity to concern themselves with sporting events involving themselves and Wales it has been revealed.  In the last few days England have been drawn against the Welsh in the qualifying rounds for the 2012 European cup and have beaten the Welsh at what the valley-dwellers consider to be their best [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fabio Capello Ponders Method of Death for Terry</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:57:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fabio Capello will consider his methods for punishing John Terry today.  It is widely expected that the Godfather of English football will choose a Gangland style execution but this would require the Queen to step in and prevent Fabio Capello from being prosecuted for murder.  Execution style will leave less evidence and could not be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fans Charged for Throwing Tyres at Bellamy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 10:13:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Craig Bellamy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greater Manchester Police have announced that a number of fans have been charged for throwing tyres at City forward Craig Bellamy.  Fans at Wednesday&#8217;s Manchester derby will remember the slightly comical scene of a section of fans throwing tyres at Manchester City striker Craig Bellamy.  The Welsh forward is frequently regarded as the most annoying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Luck of the Irish Becomes Luck of the French</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:44:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Thiery Henry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The age old cliche &#8216;The Luck of the Irish&#8217; was finally killed off yesterday and replaced with the more accurate &#8216;The Luck of the French&#8217;. An amendment will be made to the Queens speech to add the &#8216;Luck of the Irish Bill&#8217; which will now ban any reference to the Irish being anything other than [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Watching Sport For Free is Populist Nonsense</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Scottish Football Association, or at least their best attempt at one, and the English Cricket Board both came out to denounce government plans to allow all Britons, regardless of wealth, watch top sports on free-to-air TV channels. The Scottish FA said of the plan to put all four nations home football matches on terrestrial [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Football Fans in French Style Handbag Festival</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 10:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[West Ham and Millwall fans last night forgot about their football rivalry and decided instead to wave their handbags at each other in a French manner.  The action was welcomed by the Football Association who are keen to continentalise English football and make it as dreary and pointless as the French and German leagues. Fans [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Football Harder Than Rugby – Official</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 09:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ronaldo]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Football thespians around the country took to the streets this morning to round up nancy Rugby Actors and give them a good drubbing following Tom Williams’ terrible acting in Harlequins Heineken Cup quarter final against Leinster. Wearing a tutu, short shorts and high heels Williams used a comedy blood capsule purchased from a Roger Tuckers, [...]]]></description>
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