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		<title>Tony Blair To Be Offered Chief Shoe Shine Role</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tony Blair will be offered the position of European Chief of Shoe Shining today in a bid to appease Britons who want rid of the man who orchestrated the beginnings of the new UK totalitarian state.  European people in suits will offer the top job of President to a small and insignificant person who will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pierre Lellouche Asks For a Good Kicking</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pierre Lellouche, a French person, has asked the British people to give him a good kicking in response to David Camerons promise to stop the EU from stealing the UK.  Pierre Lellouche, which translates as &#8216;Peter the Shower-Dodger&#8217;, accused the British of being universally autistic, pathetic, sad and castrated before finishing his statement with &#8220;&#8230;and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>US Considers Plan To Liberate UK</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having a history of saving the world from itself the US Government has been advised by senior military advisors to bring Democracy to the people of Britain.  Chancellor Obama has been briefed on the plan which would see the United Kingdom as the first part of Federal Europe to be invaded. The US has been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Czechs Give UK General Election Go Ahead</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Czechs have given the UK a green light to have a general election after signing away Europe-wide national sovereignty to an unelected supreme power known as the EU and preventing the British from being able to do anything about it.  The Czechs were the last country to sign away their own right to absolute [...]]]></description>
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