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		<title>Greece Sold To Germany</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 09:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Debt-ridden Greece has been put up for auction for a few Euros and Germany is expected to purchase the country and re-brand it as a health resort for aging Germans.  Greece has been spending far more money than it earns which, as any school boy will tell you, eventually leads to an attempt to fake [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spanish Prime Minister is Mr Bean</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 14:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As unexpected, the Spanish Prime Minister is actually Mr Bean.  Speculation has been rife over the last few weeks regarding the true identity of the Spanish PM with many tipping him to be Louis Walsh, the Duke of Edinburgh or even Noel Edmunds but the truth is sure to come as a surprise to millions [...]]]></description>
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		<title>EU To Regulate Baby Names</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:54:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The all conquering EU is to regulate baby names in a bid to harmonise a European identity for the next phase of it&#8217;s plan to remove cultural identity among it&#8217;s citizens.  The plan will see British babies being given Spanish, German and French names and will eventually include a numbering system for surnames to assist [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SNP Plans for EU Rule</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The SNP today outlined their ambitious plan to split the British union and to declare the EU as the new rulers of Scotland.  In a chapter entitled &#8220;Our Ego Knows No Bounds&#8221; the SNP delivered a damning verdict on the Scottish people who run the historic union from Westminster in London and proposed that a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tony Blair To Be Offered Chief Shoe Shine Role</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tony Blair will be offered the position of European Chief of Shoe Shining today in a bid to appease Britons who want rid of the man who orchestrated the beginnings of the new UK totalitarian state.  European people in suits will offer the top job of President to a small and insignificant person who will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pierre Lellouche Asks For a Good Kicking</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pierre Lellouche, a French person, has asked the British people to give him a good kicking in response to David Camerons promise to stop the EU from stealing the UK.  Pierre Lellouche, which translates as &#8216;Peter the Shower-Dodger&#8217;, accused the British of being universally autistic, pathetic, sad and castrated before finishing his statement with &#8220;&#8230;and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>US Considers Plan To Liberate UK</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:13:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having a history of saving the world from itself the US Government has been advised by senior military advisors to bring Democracy to the people of Britain.  Chancellor Obama has been briefed on the plan which would see the United Kingdom as the first part of Federal Europe to be invaded. The US has been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Czechs Give UK General Election Go Ahead</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Czechs have given the UK a green light to have a general election after signing away Europe-wide national sovereignty to an unelected supreme power known as the EU and preventing the British from being able to do anything about it.  The Czechs were the last country to sign away their own right to absolute [...]]]></description>
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