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		<title>England Too Good To Care About Wales</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[England]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[England are too busy with promiscuity to concern themselves with sporting events involving themselves and Wales it has been revealed.  In the last few days England have been drawn against the Welsh in the qualifying rounds for the 2012 European cup and have beaten the Welsh at what the valley-dwellers consider to be their best [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fabio Capello Ponders Method of Death for Terry</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:57:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fabio Capello will consider his methods for punishing John Terry today.  It is widely expected that the Godfather of English football will choose a Gangland style execution but this would require the Queen to step in and prevent Fabio Capello from being prosecuted for murder.  Execution style will leave less evidence and could not be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SNP Plans for EU Rule</title>
		<link>http://www.bandofslugs.co.uk/6371/honest-news/snp-plans-for-eu-rule.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The SNP today outlined their ambitious plan to split the British union and to declare the EU as the new rulers of Scotland.  In a chapter entitled &#8220;Our Ego Knows No Bounds&#8221; the SNP delivered a damning verdict on the Scottish people who run the historic union from Westminster in London and proposed that a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>England to invent New Sports to be Crap at</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:04:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[England]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[English people are busy working on new sports to invent that they will be completely rubbish at following huge success in being utterly [poo] at every sport they introduced to the world.  With England barely able to pull a slender victory against Slovenia in a friendly Football match and then failing to beat a seemingly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>British Urged To Start Team building</title>
		<link>http://www.bandofslugs.co.uk/2651/nonsense/british-urged-to-start-team-building.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:12:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[England]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Wales]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The British, or is that United Kingdomers, have been urged by every religious and socially righteous group ever to stop bickering and start appreciating what each nation brings to the union.  Following a raft of disagreements over small matters such as which God is God, letting prisoners off with scores of murders or the subjugation [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It Was All England’s Arseholing Fault</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 09:02:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scotland made a swift return to form yesterday and once again blamed England for everything that has ever gone wrong including the Megrahi scandal, arguably the worst decision this century.  After documents were released that said British Prime Minister, an utterly Scottish person, did not want the UK’s worst murderer to die in jail Scotland’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scotland, I Want A Divorce</title>
		<link>http://www.bandofslugs.co.uk/1891/bad-opinion/scotland-i-want-a-divorce.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 10:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Previously it has always been thought that the Scots exist only to dislike the English despite being almost completely dependent upon English tax revenues to subsidise their own economy.  Now it seems they have turned on the US with the release of a nasty man who had been involved in the killing of a lot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>27th Annual Slump in Standards</title>
		<link>http://www.bandofslugs.co.uk/1861/honest-news/27th-annual-slump-in-standards.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.bandofslugs.co.uk/1861/honest-news/27th-annual-slump-in-standards.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:59:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Education]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Labour were uniformly patting themselves on the back last night after another successful hoodwinking involving education standards and the rising number of utterly useless children being ejected from their extended kinder gartens, otherwise known as ‘colleges’.  As losing is not allowed under strict labour guidelines, all children are ritually handed out an ‘A Star’ and [...]]]></description>
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