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	<title>Band of Slugs &#187; Barrack Obama</title>
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		<title>Chancellor Obama Crushes Hope &amp; Dreams of Millions</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 11:12:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chancellor Obama declared inspiration and aspiration things of the past yesterday by scrapping NASA&#8217;s Constellation programme &#8211; a re-badged Apollo using 50 year old technology.  It throws in to doubt the ability for the United States to send humans in to space as the Space Shuttle has also been cancelled.  Constellation was to involve two [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama in China Stand-Up Comedy Routine</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chancellor Obama had more than 1 billion people in hysterics last night as he unleashed his stand up comedy routine in China.  In front of the TV cameras he rolled out a series of rib ticklers which included calls for China to give her people Internet freedom and human rights. The Jesus-a-like proved to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>US Considers Plan To Liberate UK</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:13:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having a history of saving the world from itself the US Government has been advised by senior military advisors to bring Democracy to the people of Britain.  Chancellor Obama has been briefed on the plan which would see the United Kingdom as the first part of Federal Europe to be invaded. The US has been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shock As Voters Learn Obama Was Born Black</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 11:26:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[US Voters were in shock last night as Chancellor Obama revealed he was a Black man before the election.  Many had thought he simply turned black after visiting a tanning salon whilst on his pilgrimage to Jesusland in Jordan.  Speaking on David Lettermans show the Chancellor told a record audience he &#8220;was Black before the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>USA Shelves Missiles</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning President Obama held a press conference, where he commented: “we have decided to shelve the missile defence system because CIA reports suggest that the Iranian’s missile launching capability is not as advanced as first thought. Our agents have discovered that the missile sites are made of cardboard and egg boxes, with the missiles themselves being constructed of paper-maché and wire.”]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Looks to UK for Population Control</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 12:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chancellor Obama last night revealed plans for a fairer Health System for all Americans, particularly the ‘can work, won’t work’ demographic.  The proposed ‘Peoples Well Being System’ is based on a concept of fusing the health system the bad guys had in the 1984 movie ‘Red Dawn’ and the British National Health Service (NHS). The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NHS Under Fire From Republicans</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happily, there have been a great many calls of support for the NHS. Gordon Brown and his missus have joined a pro-NHS campaign on Twitter. The help received by David Cameron’s family has been well documented, as he says he “supports the NHS 100 percent”.]]></description>
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