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		<title>Greece Sold To Germany</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Debt-ridden Greece has been put up for auction for a few Euros and Germany is expected to purchase the country and re-brand it as a health resort for aging Germans.  Greece has been spending far more money that it earns which, as any school boy will tell you, eventually leads to an attempt to fake [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh Lordy, Google Gives Us Another Social Network</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, this is taking the mickey now.  Google Buzz will now be included in Google Mail to take on Twitter, who is stealing share from Facebook who in turn made MySpace redundant.  Right, so this is in addition to Google Orkut, Google Wave, Google Talk and Google Boss Alarm.  Google Buzz basically means you can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BradAng Not Splitting Up</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not going to break up.  Housewives everywhere slightly raise an eyebrow.
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		<title>Southend Incapable of Kicking a Ball</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Amazing scenes in Colchester last night as it was revealed that Southend United players cannot even kick a slow moving football.  The incident was greeted with a mixture of shock and awe at the complete inability for defender Adam Barrett to perform the simplest of footballing tasks, connecting a foot with a ball, to prevent [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Australia Upset That Rat Died</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Australia is mourning a Rat today following a courts decision to fine ITV over an Italian and a Z-Lister, who&#8217;s names escape us, killed it after being starved on I&#8217;m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.  The whole country has expressed it&#8217;s unbridled grief at the torture and subsequent cooking of the Rat and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>England Too Good To Care About Wales</title>
		<description><![CDATA[England are too busy with promiscuity to concern themselves with sporting events involving themselves and Wales it has been revealed.  In the last few days England have been drawn against the Welsh in the qualifying rounds for the 2012 European cup and have beaten the Welsh at what the valley-dwellers consider to be their best [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Charity Single Means Misery for Breakfast</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Millions of Britons have been waking up this week to the sound of rich people being throttled and &#8217;singing&#8217;, without a hint of irony, about everybody hurting.  These stars, who want for nothing and have staff to deal with any problem, are raining depression upon the British with their whiny, strangle-esque rendition of a very [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fabio Capello Ponders Method of Death for Terry</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Fabio Capello will consider his methods for punishing John Terry today.  It is widely expected that the Godfather of English football will choose a Gangland style execution but this would require the Queen to step in and prevent Fabio Capello from being prosecuted for murder.  Execution style will leave less evidence and could not be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chancellor Obama Crushes Hope &amp; Dreams of Millions</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Chancellor Obama declared inspiration and aspiration things of the past yesterday by scrapping NASA&#8217;s Constellation programme &#8211; a re-badged Apollo using 50 year old technology.  It throws in to doubt the ability for the United States to send humans in to space as the Space Shuttle has also been cancelled.  Constellation was to involve two [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.bandofslugs.co.uk/8481/honest-news/chancellor-obama-crushes-hope-dreams-of-millions.html</link>
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		<title>Holiday Home Insurance Salesmen Actually Quite Nice</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A rise in unemployment in the City has led many to take jobs up as Holiday Home Insurance Salesmen (and women) which has turned opinion of the trade on it&#8217;s head.  Previously, shoppers would avoid entire streets to evade the constant badgerings of Holiday Home Insurance salesmen but the rise in nice people taking up [...]]]></description>
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