04th Nov 2009

US Considers Plan To Liberate UK

supermanHaving a history of saving the world from itself the US Government has been advised by senior military advisors to bring Democracy to the people of Britain.  Chancellor Obama has been briefed on the plan which would see the United Kingdom as the first part of Federal Europe to be invaded.

The US has been appointed, by itself, to restore democracy to countries where terrorism is rife and has seen some successes in Iraq and Afghanistan.  Iran had been intended to be the next target for liberty but its people have shown a willingness to revolt of their own accord, very unlike the British.  The United Kingdom had once been a rich source of social empowerment but has since lost its will having become the fattest, laziest and illiterate country on Earth.

The US will initially target the west coast, likely landing in Wales and delivering a very American flavour of Freedom.  England, and vitally London, will follow with Scotland to be left for Federal Europe to pay for …more

03rd Nov 2009

Czechs Give UK General Election Go Ahead

eupresidentThe Czechs have given the UK a green light to have a general election after signing away Europe-wide national sovereignty to an unelected supreme power known as the EU and preventing the British from being able to do anything about it.  The Czechs were the last country to sign away their own right to absolute self-governance and will instead be merely a small council with limited ability to choose their own destiny.  Europe as a continent will cease to exist on December 1st, Europe as a Monocracy will then begin.

The EU will now enforce their tyrannical will upon all member countries, usurp democracy by appointing a European President, piss in the face of every ‘EU Citizen’ by giving them a new national anthem, decide whether or not Great Britain goes to war on their behalf (having accepted advice that the French wouldn’t know their Aircraft carriers from their Bayonets) and will likely plunge Britain in to further economical desperation by snatching control of Europe-wide interest rates and pushing a number fit for Germany upon everyone else. …more

02nd Nov 2009

Health Insurance, It Beats Waiting!

nhsEvery single man, woman and child in the former democracy of the United Kingdom would be better off sacking the puppet-governments national health insurance off and put some hard-earned, easily stolen money in to Health Insurance form private sources. …more