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	<title>Band of Slugs &#187; Slimy Suckers</title>
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		<title>USA Shelves Missiles</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SlugMaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Slimy Suckers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barrack Obama]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning President Obama held a press conference, where he commented: “we have decided to shelve the missile defence system because CIA reports suggest that the Iranian’s missile launching capability is not as advanced as first thought. Our agents have discovered that the missile sites are made of cardboard and egg boxes, with the missiles themselves being constructed of paper-maché and wire.”]]></description>
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		<title>Noddy Seen Driving Used BMW</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 11:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SlugMaster</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[toyland]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Members of the public have been asked to notify the authorities if they happen to notice a garishly coloured second hand German car driven by an elf, such as the one mentioned herein. ]]></description>
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		<title>Why Charity Shops Are Brilliant</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SlugMaster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok go! Well, I think charity shops are the bee’s norks because they sell a whole range of fascinating nonsense – with a level of service you’d expect from the Ritz. The old ladies that staff these smelly-old-dress emporiums are constantly on the lookout for someone to assist; resulting in the best place to get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Electric Ant Arsonists Set Fire To Wales</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 14:06:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SlugMaster</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fire Ants]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It has emerged that a colony of fire ants have set fire to Wales, burning it to the ground. The previously undiscovered species of ant are attracted to electric currents in houses, and it is thought they simultaneously started fires in council houses in Swansea, Newport and Bangor. Looking across the border from Ross On [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Podgy Pig’s family Driven Out of Nutwood By Angry Mob</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:25:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SlugMaster</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Swine Flu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bill also said “I can’t believe I got f****** collared again, and that p**** Rupert ran off with Ferdy and Freddy [who are wolves]. He was the one who started throwing f****** bricks anyway.”]]></description>
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		<title>Can&#8217;t Think of Anything To Do With Your Spare Time? Make a Lego House!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 14:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SlugMaster</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[build]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[james may]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lego]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[And that's right, you haven't contracted SWINE FLU.]]></description>
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		<title>Alfred Wainwright And His Crazy Walks</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 08:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SlugMaster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At first it just seems like filler TV. But after watching last night&#8217;s Wainwright&#8217;s Walks: Coast to Coast, I soon realised this was another little corner of Britain I&#8217;ve never been to. I have to admit there was some pretty impressive countryside on this, the first leg of Julia Bradbury&#8217;s ramble from the Cumbrian west coast to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Doctor will see you now&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:03:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SlugMaster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We thought of promoting the Society for the Prevention of Slug Salting (SPSS)]]></description>
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