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		<title>Rich Bankers Take Lead with Guarantor Loans</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 15:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Filthy rich Bankers are being told to put up their cash to guarantee loans for everyone else who are stinking poor.  With Bankers being offered ridiculous bonuses or eye-watering pay rises in the wake of the banking scandal that help the world run out of money the Government are set to introduce new rules that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holiday Home Insurance Salesmen Actually Quite Nice</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 16:42:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A rise in unemployment in the City has led many to take jobs up as Holiday Home Insurance Salesmen (and women) which has turned opinion of the trade on it&#8217;s head.  Previously, shoppers would avoid entire streets to evade the constant badgerings of Holiday Home Insurance salesmen but the rise in nice people taking up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Storage Solutions the Answer to Storage Problems</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 12:20:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After almost a decade and several million pounds of funding it has been confirmed that the answer to storage problems is, in fact, storage solutions.  Research group, the Thinkers Society of Britain, released a white paper yesterday to detail their findings from an exhaustive study that began in 2001.  The document, titled &#8216;Storage, I Haz [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fans Charged for Throwing Tyres at Bellamy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 10:13:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greater Manchester Police have announced that a number of fans have been charged for throwing tyres at City forward Craig Bellamy.  Fans at Wednesday&#8217;s Manchester derby will remember the slightly comical scene of a section of fans throwing tyres at Manchester City striker Craig Bellamy.  The Welsh forward is frequently regarded as the most annoying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brown to Chair Reception Furniture Company</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 11:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gordon Brown has already began taking offers for a new job after he resigns from politics following an expected humiliation at the ballot box later this year.  With every poll now predicting a Conservative win in the next General election it is left for the Scottish bruiser to begin listening to job offers.  Top of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dog Clothes Big Business in Japan</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 13:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sales of Dog Clothes in Japan have boomed in recent years thanks largely to an increase in Dog sales.  Dog Clothes manufacturers are announcing the best ever year in terms of growth with many boosting output by 110% to meet demand.  This echoes pet stores who themselves have recorded record growth in a widely difficult [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Study Reveals Cheap Blinds Are Not Funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 12:44:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A major study in to the comedy value of cheap blinds has revealed that there is nothing funny about them at all.  The market research firm Acme Research Service for Enterprise (ARSE) spent three years and £14 million on research in to the average laugh factor of cheap blinds.  The report, officially released tomorrow, concludes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mesh Computers Roll Out New Customer Service Policy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 14:41:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mesh Computers have gone to incredible new lengths to lower public opinion of them by holding customers money without actually sending out any orders.  The customer service policy, the brainchild of customer services manager Sumati Jetha, involves customers paying for new computers and then getting absolutely nothing in return.  Mesh executives believe this revolutionary new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Myleene Klass Designs Own Range of Curtains</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 11:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Myleene Klass has taken her recent experience with a peeping tom as inspiration for a range of curtains to keep nasty prying eyes out.  The former Hear&#8217;Say star turned classical musician and advert regular recently waved a knife at some perverts as they loitered at her window, the incident earned her a telling off from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Product Design Awards End in Tragedy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 12:16:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Product Designers from around the country were left in horror last night as a concept product design came to life and opened fire on the judging panel.  The Annual Product Design Awards were being held to celebrate British product design and to drum up business from overseas but an award winning design for a new [...]]]></description>
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