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		<title>Party Packs Help make People Feel Good</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 15:32:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re having a party, it&#8217;s actually advisable to plan it. Most people don&#8217;t enjoy planning parties, because we think it is going to ruin the spontaneity. Yet if you want to appeal to every single need of your guests, overall it truly is essential. Party packs carry out an important role during any kind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Greece Sold To Germany</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 09:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Debt-ridden Greece has been put up for auction for a few Euros and Germany is expected to purchase the country and re-brand it as a health resort for aging Germans.  Greece has been spending far more money than it earns which, as any school boy will tell you, eventually leads to an attempt to fake [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BradAng Not Splitting Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:53:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not going to break up.  Housewives everywhere slightly raise an eyebrow.]]></description>
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		<title>Southend Incapable of Kicking a Ball</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 12:17:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Colchester]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amazing scenes in Colchester last night as it was revealed that Southend United players cannot even kick a slow moving football.  The incident was greeted with a mixture of shock and awe at the complete inability for defender Adam Barrett to perform the simplest of footballing tasks, connecting a foot with a ball, to prevent [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Australia Upset That Rat Died</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Australia is mourning a Rat today following a courts decision to fine ITV over an Italian and a Z-Lister, who&#8217;s names escape us, killed it after being starved on I&#8217;m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.  The whole country has expressed it&#8217;s unbridled grief at the torture and subsequent cooking of the Rat and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>England Too Good To Care About Wales</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[England are too busy with promiscuity to concern themselves with sporting events involving themselves and Wales it has been revealed.  In the last few days England have been drawn against the Welsh in the qualifying rounds for the 2012 European cup and have beaten the Welsh at what the valley-dwellers consider to be their best [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Charity Single Means Misery for Breakfast</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 09:41:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Millions of Britons have been waking up this week to the sound of rich people being throttled and &#8216;singing&#8217;, without a hint of irony, about everybody hurting.  These stars, who want for nothing and have staff to deal with any problem, are raining depression upon the British with their whiny, strangle-esque rendition of a very [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fabio Capello Ponders Method of Death for Terry</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:57:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fabio Capello will consider his methods for punishing John Terry today.  It is widely expected that the Godfather of English football will choose a Gangland style execution but this would require the Queen to step in and prevent Fabio Capello from being prosecuted for murder.  Execution style will leave less evidence and could not be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chancellor Obama Crushes Hope &amp; Dreams of Millions</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 11:12:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chancellor Obama declared inspiration and aspiration things of the past yesterday by scrapping NASA&#8217;s Constellation programme &#8211; a re-badged Apollo using 50 year old technology.  It throws in to doubt the ability for the United States to send humans in to space as the Space Shuttle has also been cancelled.  Constellation was to involve two [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shock as Dame Edna Considers Contact Lenses</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>salt_circle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The world was left open mouthed in shock last night as Dame Edna announced she will consider contact lenses ahead of her usual flamboyant specs.  The queen of Panto/good clean comedy is famous for sporting ever more eccentric glasses and audiences have been left slightly confused at the vision of Dame Edna in contact lenses. [...]]]></description>
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