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		<title>Just This Once, Mind You</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:29:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Just This Once mentality is one that is hard to shake. We know it might lead to future discomfort, future pain. But we do it anyway. Because it’s Just This Once and I want it.]]></description>
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		<title>Man Accused Of Punching Dog In Face</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A spokesman for the Essex Constabulary said of the incident: “We have been getting a lot of calls regarding dogs being punched in the face recently – it seems there is a wave of this kind of behaviour occurring across the county. A cocker spaniel got slapped in the chops in a Manningtree Co-Op only last Wednesday.” ]]></description>
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		<title>Sandi Toksvig Sacked From Weasel Folk Band</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 13:43:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The world famous daytime TV personality Sandi Toksvig has been sacked from her role playing her &#8216;Gluttenpeepe&#8217; (a kind of annoying Danish pipe) in weasel folk band The Weatles. The news emerged last night after Brian, the band&#8217;s lead singer, gave a short interview to waiting reporters outside his weasel hole in Hampshire. &#8220;We realised, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Death Inevitable, Suggests New Report</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 13:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A shocking new report has concluded that most of us will die in the future. The study, which has taken over 5 years to report its findings, suggests that over 90 percent of people will die at some point in their lives. The independent report was conducted by the Learning Institute For the End (L.I.F.E.). [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Get An Allotment And Grow Your Own Booze</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:03:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[But as well as the clear pecuniary advantage, you'll also have the pleasure of coming home from a hard day digging at the allotment, and be able to casually toss a bunch earth-clad carrots on the kitchen table. ]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve got a Motorola M2497, and I AM embarrassed</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 08:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How many job interviews have been within reach, when your mum rings at the vital moment, and you have to bring out your archaic back lit horror?]]></description>
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