About Dirty Slugs
The healthy alternative to a fag break, the Band of Slugs blog is going to add years to your life. Lofty ambitions perhaps, but when you combine this life giving blog-break ethos with all the priceless information you’re about to garner – you’ll soon realise we are the NHS of the blog world.
Lie back as we plug you in to our blog ECG – and you’ll notice your pulse start to race as we furnish you with the very latest from the worlds of fashion, politics, comedy and down-right newsy sort of stuff. If you’re looking for a blog that is going to give you an adrenaline rush, then this is the closest you’re going to get without us having to imbed any videos of Paris Hilton on her day off.
As a fun alternative to Paris Hilton ‘In-beds’, we’re going to ensure your non-carnal side is suitably stimulated. So pour yourself a stiff water, as we offer you the ultimate blog pill…
Authors
Salt Circle
Salt Circle obsesses over 24 hour news channels and reports back with Honest News to our army of readers. Don’t be stuck without the facts of the latest news story at your next dinner party.
SlugMaster
SlugMaster is the most ridiculous person alive. Electric Arsonist Ants for God’s sake?! The bloke just ain’t right.
Legal Spiel
For the record, none of the information on this site is to be considered, in any way, factual. Names of actual people, living or otherwise, are used only because someone thought it might be a bit of a laugh.
By using this website you agree not to sue anyone because of it, and by anyone we mean us. You also agree that by using this website you are admiting to a sense of humour and a desire to use your legal team for the benefit of humanity. If you do feel a burning desire for financial gain through this method try sueing someone with money, perhaps a wealthy russian, they seem to be throwing it about these days. Just a suggestion.
Any attempts to sue will be met with unimaginable force and a power not yet seen by the eyes of men. Except in comic books, maybe.
