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Holiday Home Insurance Salesmen Actually Quite Nice

Unfortunately, Dentists are still as bad as ever.

A rise in unemployment in the City has led many to take jobs up as Holiday Home Insurance Salesmen (and women) which has turned opinion of the trade on it’s head.  Previously, shoppers would avoid entire streets to evade the constant badgerings of Holiday Home Insurance salesmen but the rise in nice people taking up jobs in this area has seen the profession rise up the likable league.

Now above Traffic Wardens and catching up fast with politicians, holiday home insurance salesmen are enjoying a wave of acceptance among the shoppers of England.  John Terry took the challenge of offering competitive insurance deals to shoppers in Andover and he has been pleased with the reception he has received so far.  Talking from a cafe on his lunch break John Terry said “I was doing well as hedge fund manager but that all went pear-shaped.  Now I offering genuinely good deals to the good folk here.  They seem very keen and it keeps me happy.”

The change of opinion has come at a price for some job roles though.  The rise of the Holiday Home Insurance salesman has meant that Pub Doormen and Dentists have all gone down the table of acceptable people to talk to at a moderately passive dinner party.