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Storage Solutions the Answer to Storage Problems

The Cover Shot from the White Paper released yesterday

After almost a decade and several million pounds of funding it has been confirmed that the answer to storage problems is, in fact, storage solutions.  Research group, the Thinkers Society of Britain, released a white paper yesterday to detail their findings from an exhaustive study that began in 2001.  The document, titled ‘Storage, I Haz It’, weighs in at an impressive 561 pages – silencing critics of the millions in funding.

Raymond Jones, who led the research team, said “It’s reassuring to know that a common problem we all face – literally, not enough space to store our things – has an answer!  And that answer is storage solutions.  Simply buy more storage and you will always have enough room to put your stuff in.  Of course, that’s the straight forward, corners cut version, the white paper goes in to much more detail.”

Critics were initially angered by the the estimated £4.1 million the research team received from the government but having seen the results from the Thinkers Society the critics have been tamed.  James Olsen, from  Tax Payers Watch, said “Initially we were outraged that this research could receive such a hugh amount of money, but given the answers they have provided with their white paper we have all been well satisfied.”