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F1 Merchandise Might Include Anti-Skid Pants

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Official F1 Merchandise for 2010 might include a new range of replica fire proof clothing as worn by the world’s most famous drivers.  Highlights of the proposed new range include anti-skid underpants and fireproof gloves.  Designers are hard at work with new proposals that could see the F1 Merchandise range feature utilitarian clothing that solves the problems of everyday life.

Anti-skid pants are the brainchild of chief designer, Morgan Hienrichson, who recently told how he fell off his bicycle and wore a hole through his trousers and underpants on the tarmac.  This led him to think that an anti-skid pant, as worn by F1 drivers, could see popular use in the lives of the public.  Mr Hienrischson also told how the office tea boy complained of burning holes in the fingers of his gloves when smoking a cigarette while outdoors.  The solution had already been developed in the form of fireproof gloves, popular among F1 drivers and technicians.  By including these in the range of F1 merchandise Heinrichson believes many of lifes littles problems can be resolved with new additions to the range of fan products.

F1 Merchandise has always been popular among the sports legions of fans around the world and it regularly features off-the-wall products that go on to sell thousands. Ear-plug canisters and gravity pens have proved very popular in the past.