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Myleene Klass Designs Own Range of Curtains

Myleene Klass Curtains are expected to be big sellers!

Myleene Klass has taken her recent experience with a peeping tom as inspiration for a range of curtains to keep nasty prying eyes out.  The former Hear’Say star turned classical musician and advert regular recently waved a knife at some perverts as they loitered at her window, the incident earned her a telling off from some police officers and the very entrepreneurial idea of design her own range of curtains.

Klass, who frequently appears on top 10 hottest women alive lists, will appear nude on one her designs which, when drawn, will join her two halves together for a complete view of the former One show hostess.  The reverse of the curtains features Myleene holding a knife and carrying a angry expression on her face.  Curtain retailers are ecstatic about the new range and pre-orders are already setting new records for the curtain trade.  Chris Ainsworth, an Armenian bloke who requires a ‘Plus 1′ if anyone’s interested, said “My curtain shop had customers yesterday!  I couldn’t believe it, they all want these Myleene Klass curtains.  We’ll have them in real soon but I might just eBay the lot and get more than retail value for them.  Oh, and if anybody wants to be my ‘Plus 1′ some time, please get in touch.”

Myleen Klass was unavailable for comment at her home, but after waving a knife around for a while she drew her curtains to reveal a press statement which read “Sometimes you get a really good idea, other times you get paid to prance about and bang on about someone elses idea.  This is the first one, my idea!  Buy curtains or I’ll upgrade to a chainsaw!”