Japan Loses Patience with Anti-Whaling Terrorists

07th Jan 2010

Japan Loses Patience with Anti-Whaling Terrorists

The evil Looking Ady Gil is now in the hands of unhygienic terrorists

Japan has finally shown some balls and laid the smack down on a group of anti-whaling irritants who somehow managed to steal a boat from Area 51. The Sea Shepherd Conservation Society have been annoying Japanese whalers for bloody ages and, as expected, the Japanese have lost it and smashed the hippies boat in two.

The boat holds the record for fastest circumnavigation of the planet as well as the record for being the most polluting boat ever made. The crew had been engaged in childish pranks against Japanese whalers for some time, throwing stink bombs at boats which contain enough toxins to kill an Orca and shining a laser pen at crew. Such is the ferocity of their pranks that it was only a matter of time before the Japanese steered their ship in to the trimaran and taught the unwashed antagonists a good lesson. That they did, and the Ady Gil has been split in two.

Unfortunately the activists on board the Ady Gil have been rescued and it is not known if the funny looking boat can be salvaged. Meanwhile the Japanese can finally get on with their jobs and without annoying obstructions from hippies they are confident they can eliminate Whales from Earths seas within 10 months. Good work Japan!

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11 Responses to “Japan Loses Patience with Anti-Whaling Terrorists”

Xpace 07/01/10 at 10:12

Good story.

Raul 07/01/10 at 11:22

who the hell are you. do you no why there doing it, because its allegal what theyre doing and no seems to bloody care screw you bloody japanese lovers we should come and harpoon some of them see how they like . LEAVE OUR WHALES ALONE havnt they killed all of there ocean already if not what a miracle

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salt_circle 07/01/10 at 12:24

Hi Raul, I’m not the biggest fan of militant activism to be honest. I’m not in to eating Whales either which is probably the best thing I can do to help them out, wouldn’t you agree?. I’m going to stick my neck out here and suggest that you probably don’t get this article, or this site for that matter. And Raul, they’re not our Whales, they’re my Whales.

Malcolm J. Brenner 07/01/10 at 12:29

Come the revolution, you and the others like you will be the first ones fed to the killer whales.

salt_circle 07/01/10 at 13:49

Revolution or not, throwing anyone to an Orca would probably come with a free extended stay in jail. It’s a shame that all the hippies are now violent and threatening – it was so much easier to take the piss when they were all peace loving pot-heads. Also, did you know that Killer Whales aren’t Whales at all?!

David James 07/01/10 at 20:42

You’re an idiot, I hope the Japanese sink out there.

JAPKILLER 08/01/10 at 05:53

to be honust rud the dud should not have allowed this to happen . if wee went to jap land thay would blow us out of water.so fix it rud ! blow the slop heads to the bottom so thay cane never bee seen again . and you whith them m brenner you should die a very slow miserable death by a harpoon just like my wales you looser@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

pharmacy technician 08/01/10 at 19:47

Keep posting stuff like this i really like it

sa 10/01/10 at 23:19

YOU ARE JUST A PSUDEO JOURNALIST… YOU ARE SO SAD!!!

salt_circle 11/01/10 at 09:30

I just about earn the title pseudo blogger! And yes, I’m a bit sad today because people like you aren’t rounded up and shot for not being able to spell ‘pseudo’ properly. Make me happy again by going back to school and doing it all again.

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