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Spanish Prime Minister is Mr Bean

Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero is a myth, Mr Bean is running Spain

As unexpected, the Spanish Prime Minister is actually Mr Bean.  Speculation has been rife over the last few weeks regarding the true identity of the Spanish PM with many tipping him to be Louis Walsh, the Duke of Edinburgh or even Noel Edmunds but the truth is sure to come as a surprise to millions of Spaniards that he is in fact a bumbling half wit and not just a figment of the nations collective imaginations as thought.

Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero has been largely responsible for the biggest drop in employment in Spain since a particularly nasty strain of Flu broke out early in the 20th century and decimated the population.  Spain’s unemployment, running at 19%, is enough to drive the country to communism but with the reality of Zapateros identity now in the public domain the population are more likely to laugh themselves out of a revolution.

The EU stepped in to confirm the revelation and insisted the Mr Bean is the right man for the job as Spain laughably takes the EU presidency for six months.  During their term in the presidency Spain is likely to loot EU coffers and bail themselves out which could mean consequences from France as they look to pilfer as much revenue as possible from the monocracy.

Rowan Atkinson, formerly thought to have been Mr Bean, is said to be glad he will no longer face the stigma of resembling the laughably stupid Bean but said “Now I just have to put up with the mickey taking I’m going to get for looking like Spain’s prime minister.  Nobody should have to face that when they’re in the checkout line in Tesco.”