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MP Creates Photo Books of Misdemeanours

Oh dear, what is this MP up to?

An anonymous MP has created photo books of other MPs in compromising situations that will rock the foundations of parliament if it is ever released.  Using a bog standard digital camera the MP has recorded some of the most disturbing images yet of bizarre behaviour from British members of parliament and has began to publish the images in  photo books that the unnamed MP will release unless Gordon Brown publicly admits he quite fancies Angela Merkel.

Band of Slugs has had an exclusive preview of the pictures and can reveal that would almost certainly raise an eyebrow with the British public.  The photo books are set to include disturbing images of high profile MPs in some of the most shocking revelations in to their unusual private lives.  It can not be understated enough that the books could potentially bring down the entire political system in the UK with ministers and shadow ministers alike all in the frame.

The demand from the anonymous MP is simple, Prime Minister Brown need only publicly admit the nature of his admiration of the German leader and the photo books will never see the light of day.  Sources close to the Prime Minister say Mr Brown will not tolerate blackmail and once the identity of the books author is discovered he or she will likely go the same way as Doctor Kelley.  there may be trouble ahead.