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100th Post on Band of Slugs!

Here's our World Affairs editor, he can drink his weight in Brandy and make it home without pissing himself.

This is the 100th post on Band of Slugs, the factual news site that literally bleeds honesty and integrity.  What are doing to mark this milestone of truth and well-informed opinion?  Nothing, we’re to busy being enormously honourable in our reporting.  It takes a lot to be this clean in citizen journalism, a world of cut throat competition, it’s a labour of love that we undertake here to bring you a shining beacon of enlightened thought in a sea of utter bollocks.  A duty to which we are bound by loyalty to our readership, a task that will never be completed so long as there are filth peddlers like the Independent out there.