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Corporate Events for Bankers Rival State Banquets

Sarkozy wants a bit of this action, but he may be too short to take the ride!

The world’s leaders are to schedule future state events with Bankers after it emerged they are now richer than the Queen on average.  A corporate event for bankers costs an incredible 230% more than a state banquet held by her Majesty and global leaders are choosing to attend these lavish events instead.  Typical corporate events for bankers can even rival the outlay for the Oscars and top bankers can look forward to gifts from premier design houses and electronics manufacturers.

Gordon Brown has benefited from such events already with every room in 10 Downing Street equipped with the latest Neo PDP televisions from Panasonic and a Gucci Plug-in air freshener.  French President and renowned attentionist Nikolas Sarkozy is already angling for invitations to premier corporate events in the city but is out of favour with bankers because of his ambitions to curtail the financial powerhouse of London, the source of bankers phenomenal wealth.

Leaked footage from one such Corporate Event for bankers revealed debauchery and opulence on a scale not seen since Russell Brand’s New Years Eve party in 2005.  The video shows bankers engaging in illegal futures gambling with a deck of Page 3 Top Trumps and a scandalous rant about Alistair Darling and his attempts to moderate the banking industry.  The video has recently been destroyed and it’s contents cannot be verified.  But it did happen, honest.