Band of Slugs

SuBo Seeks Osteopath

Away an' jobbie ye'sells!

Susan Boyle has asked several celebrity friends for their recommendations for a decent Osteopath after it emerged that scenes of her crying were from chronic back pain and not the pressures of fame as originally thought.  The singing sensation, who rose to fame on Britain’s Got Talent, had been thought to be suffering from the constant pressures of fame and an easy life.  However Band of Slugs can exclusively reveal that the singer simply needs a good Osteopath to sort her out.

Celebrity gossip magazines had filled their pages with talk of SuBo cracking under the weight of attention as she impressed the crowds in New York.  Pictures filled the tabloids with speculation that earning a living by just singing a couple of songs must have been a fierce struggle for the Scottish lady.  A spokesman for the Boyle said “Och, nay laddie!  She’s nay bothered by the fame or the loot.  She’s just got a hurtie back, don’t worry yersell’s.”