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Web Design Essex Awards End In Tragedy

An Artists (ahem) impression of the event

An awards ceremony in Basildon ended in tragedy last night when a popular web design team collectively urinated on an Apple Mac and electrocuted themselves.  The unnamed collective were tipped for the prestigious Web Design Essex Award but it is thought that they were too enthusiastic with the free bar and lost control of their bladders at approximately 21:00, just 30 minutes before the announcement of the winners.

Paramedics were called to the event but it is thought that the team, all males, are unlikely to regain full use of their genitals.  A spokesman for the Web Design Essex Awards said the organisers were shocked and they are unlikely to offer a free bar next year.

Sources close to the tragic team agreed that they often drank themselves in to an horrific state and would make often humorous attempts to pull a girlfriend.  The men are all expected to be released from hospital later this week and the awards ceremony has been rescheduled.