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Jordan in Holiday Home Insurance Shock

Jordan calls her regular taxi to get her out of the Jungle

Controversy was sparked last night when it emerged that Jordon has paid for a holiday home insurance claim in Australia leading to speculation that she is in fact only a Celebrity Jungle dweller during normal working hours and living quite comfortably in one of her Australian properties.

The top heavy glamour star paid for the holiday home insurance on a property in Australia and the duration of the cover spans her time in the jungle.  A source close to the star said “This is outrageous, to accuse Katie [Who is Katie - Ed] of this is abhorrent in the extreme.  She’s no cheat!  Well, okay she is – but only a marriage cheat and let’s be honest, who isn’t?”

The company that provided the holiday home insurance confirmed that a British celebrity had indeed purchased the cover but refused to confirm who it is.  In a statement they said “For Christ’s sake, would you just get out of my face – look, the thing is we’re doing something of a Max Branning.  Keep quiet and I’ll see you right, yeah?”

In related news, Doctors are concerned that Jordan may have rabbies given that she is now hydrophobic and seems to be growing horse lips.