Band of Slugs

Can’t Think of Anything To Do With Your Spare Time? Make a Lego House!

Well, you’ve licked every hand rail on every bus. You’ve breathed in the contents of your hoover bag. You’ve hung around your local surgery – and you’ve even taken a trip up to casualty – before being removed by security.

And that’s right, you still haven’t contracted SWINE FLU.

You were looking forward to a few days off, and you could have discussed your symptoms on Facebook while you lay in bed, vomiting, right?

So look, just accept it and focus your attention on something equally pointless: James May’s new Lego house. Yes, the hairy car lune is heading down to Surrey this weekend to build a house out of small plastic bricks. Some people don’t have actual flushing toilets in this world – but it’s OK, because Mr. May is going to build a house out of Lego bricks.

Worried that the 3 million bricks he has won’t be enough? Fear not brother, you can donate as many bricks as you like to this worthy cause. People have already dug out thousands of filthy old bricks. You can even go and help him build it.

Who knows, maybe there’ll be some swine flu bacteria (or whatever its called) on those putrid old bricks!