Band of Slugs

Health Insurance, It Beats Waiting!

Every single man, woman and child in the former democracy of the United Kingdom would be better off sacking the puppet-governments national health insurance off and put some hard-earned, easily stolen money in to Health Insurance form private sources.

That was the advice from just about every right-minded, remotely respected source of opinion in the country as the National Health Services daily standards slip continues at pace under the weight of consultants wages and management jiggery-pokery.

“Seriously, don’t hurt yourself or get sick in anyway or you might have to go in to a state hospital – and you do not want that” said Charlie Brookstien, a respected opinion on health.  “Did you know you are 49 times more likely to get swine flu in a hospital reception area than a pork farm.  True story.  The bugger is that even if you pay up for private health insurance you still have to NI contributions.  They kinda have you by the short and curlys there.”

The Government, always quick to sign away its nations right to belong to itself, made this statement “Health insurance, pay us, pay them, whatever.  Well, what are you going to do about it?  Nothing.  You’ll whinge and moan for a bit and then there will be something else to whinge and moan about so you’ll forget what you were whinging and moaning about and begin a whole new festival of boring chatter about this or that.  You make me sick.  Don’t forget to vote Labour when Barroso tells us we can have a General.  Cheers.”