Band of Slugs

Czechs Give UK General Election Go Ahead

The Czechs have given the UK a green light to have a general election after signing away Europe-wide national sovereignty to an unelected supreme power known as the EU and preventing the British from being able to do anything about it.  The Czechs were the last country to sign away their own right to absolute self-governance and will instead be merely a small council with limited ability to choose their own destiny.  Europe as a continent will cease to exist on December 1st, Europe as a Monocracy will then begin.

The EU will now enforce their tyrannical will upon all member countries, usurp democracy by appointing a European President, piss in the face of every ‘EU Citizen’ by giving them a new national anthem, decide whether or not Great Britain goes to war on their behalf (having accepted advice that the French wouldn’t know their Aircraft carriers from their Bayonets) and will likely plunge Britain in to further economical desperation by snatching control of Europe-wide interest rates and pushing a number fit for Germany upon everyone else.

Only two men have vocally opposed this slap on the arse, David Cameron and William Hague, who both insisted that the British people would get a vote on whether or not they wanted to shafted by an unelected power-hungry super-state.  Since allowing the people to decide is now not possible Europe will allow the UK a general election.

Meanwhile, libraries will be told to burn all books that mention the new EU-wide swear word ‘Democracy’ and they have began the interview process for a new anti-royalist mob who will tasked with the destruction of thousands of years of British history.  Plans to form an opposition to the one-horse EU will be rejected by a select committee of Ken Clarke and David Milliband.

Europe, we at the band of Slugs salute you and your willingness to stick your head up your own arse.  Well done.