Band of Slugs

Everyone Now Hates Everyone Else

Everyone in Britain is now hated by everyone else it was revealed last night.  As more ‘workers’ get that right-on feeling most people are considering strike action for no reason other than to annoy everyone else, because they now hate them.

Everyone else is expected to hate them even more and it is expected to lead to those people hating everyone else ever so slightly more than everyone else hates them.

The only reasonable solution to this non-stop hate-fest, it is suggested, is a nice pint after work and a healthy dinner.  Everyone would then be expected to wake up feeling a little less annoyed at everyone else leaving everyone else free to consider a period of reflection in the form of yogic exercises and/or moon worshipping.