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Everything to Look Like an iPhone in 2010

Global designers group, Blue Sky Collective, have issued a prediction that in 2010 everything will basically look like an iPhone.  As product design continues to lose any originality in the mobile phone sector, experts are predicting that your fridge will soon be piano black with a fridge themed app store to purchase fridge themed software such as ‘alphabet magnets 3.1′ and  ‘annoying post-it from wife 1.1′.

Ford recently announced plans to make all their cars in glossy black or glossy white paint, with a brushed aluminium dashboard.  The cars, very originally called ‘iFord’, will connect to Google maps and drive you to your destination and when it gets you there it will calculate how much each of your passengers owe you in fuel.  As all cars will look the same Ford have annonunced key-fob ring tones – your car will sound out your chosen ring tone when you’re at the supermarket car park faced with thousands of the same car.  Genius.

Glen Jackson, owner of a Nokia that looks suspiciously like an iPhone, said “Are you joking, the google maps had me walking on the English Channel yesterday.  If you put that in a car we’re all dead.  Whatever happend to the Sony Z5, that was a nice phone.”