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Sales of Colour Copiers Soars

Sales of colour copiers have rocketed in recent weeks as offices begin gearing up for the party season.  Office workers are anticipating a record number of backsides to be copied and the advent of cheaper colour copiers has raised interest in the Christmas craze that is as old as office photocopiers themselves.

Charlie Short, an office worker from somewhere other than Slough, said “We’ve all seen those dull, over-exposed bum copies but imagine the laughs when it comes out in full colour.  I can just see the smiles when a faint hand print is clearly visible where the MD got a bit saucy – el oh el!”

Retailers are bracing themselves for a rush since the popular Facebook group ‘I colour copied my arristotle’ reached four thousand members.  Claire Worthington, the group admin, said “Everyone is doing it, why hide it.  The group was set up so that people could send in photos of themselves actually in the process of colour copying their backside.  Oh em gee!”