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Feminists Rage Over Sarah Brown Comment

Sarah Brown found herself in deep water with Britains legions of militant feminists yesterday after calling her husband of nine years her ‘hero’.  According to Miss Mary March, the leader of the English arm of Nulliparous Order of Britain or NOB, Mrs. Brown’s comments were “submissive, cowardly and pro-bastard-men”.

She continued “Who the bloody hell does she think she is?  Wimmin have struggled against the tyranny of bastard men since the dawn of time and there she is doing us no favours by insisting she both loves and respects her husband?!  I can hardly contain my rage. This is the work of bastard men, I can smell it!”  When asked if perhaps she took the whole gender infriority complex a bit too seriously she killed our reporter, a man, and placed his head on a spike outside the local Pub – a favourite with men for its tasty beer, big screen football and an abcense of annoying women.

The objectives set out by NOB include higher pay for Women, a ban on men in positions of authority, the breeding of a super race, forced lesbianism, the occupation of Europe and a series of nasty camps to house all men.

Bob Tickle, a bastard man from Doncaster, said “I thought it were quite nice of her to say that about her husband.  At the very least it portrays an image of their values, commitment and respect for one another.  Only a bloody woman would see a reason to start an arguement about it.”  After his third pint, Bob said “I know that Mary’s a right nag, but I wouldn’t mind a piece of that action” finishing with a hearty laugh that turned in to a competition as other men joined in trying to out-laugh each other.

Via her press secretary, Sarah Brown said “That Mary should probably go out, get drunk and have a nice one-night stand with a builder from Runcorn.  That’ll put her right.”