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Watercoolers Listening To Everything You Say

Watercoolers are spying on the nations office workers listening for sensitive information to bribe you with it has been discovered.  Scientists at the Wansdale Academy for Noetic Knowledge found that watercoolers were listening in on conversations and promptly emailing victims with demands to add a dash of Vodka to the supply.

Vicky Smithins, a particularly thirsty office worker, said “I got this email that said ‘I heard about you in the stationary room with bloke from Accounts – I know a Watercooler in his wife’s office!  Put some Vodka in my supply or else!”  Mrs Smithins duly complied and has since been fired for getting her former colleagues tiddly during working hours.

The scientists say that the Watercoolers should be burnt, and then burnt again to ensure their destruction – although it the boffin hastened to add that it might be better to empty the bottle first.