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British Urged To Start Team building

The British, or is that United Kingdomers, have been urged by every religious and socially righteous group ever to stop bickering and start appreciating what each nation brings to the union.  Following a raft of disagreements over small matters such as which God is God, letting prisoners off with scores of murders or the subjugation of an entire culture all four home nations have been sent away for team building.

The Welsh are said to be in favour of the exercise and are prepared to write off the annexation of their nation in order to get along with the horrid English who in turn have said they are prepared to acknowledge the existence of their neighbours as a separate cultural identity instead of looking upon them as another county.

Scotland are less inclined to be in the same room as the English unless money and further transfers of power are forthcoming.  The English are unprepared to hand anymore over to the Scots citing figures which suggest Scotland’s flamboyance could bankrupt Essex, the primary investor in Scotland’s GDP.

Northern Ireland asked if their was any drinks on for later and insisted they handle afternoon tea and biscuits.  All nations agreed to this knowing that their Irish cousins were professional Tea and Biscuit providers.

England said “Do we have to sit in a room with those skirted gentleman and those rugby players.  The short people handing out tea are palatable, but Taffy and McTavish are sooooo aggressive, what’s their problem?”

Scotland replied “Och owie ya wee jobbies, ah’ll kin kull yeass bahstars.”